unicornology:

fuckyeahjewishmen:

NPH isn’t Jewish, but he’s too awesome for it to matter.

when i was in high school

undertheporch:

i had this mate who was still totally in love with hanson (despite the fact it was now 2000) and she had all these exercise books where she would write compllicated serialised stories about her character (basically her but with a different name) and her love story with taylor. each sucessive notebook got more and more far fetched, including plots containing and not limited to:

-taylor and his family narrowly escape the oklahoma city bombing with help from her

-taylor thinking she is dead after a plane crash she was meant to be on (but she actually was attacked in a airport bathroom and had her ticket stolen but had amnesia after and didnt remeber taylor

-taylor losing his eyesight in an explosion and then she was hired as a nurse to look after him and then her memory came back and she cured him of his blindness

-getting almost married twice

-then getting married so they could have sex (she was a strong christian then and couldnt have them get down and dirty before marriage!)

when i first read twilight i laughed because it was like rereading her old journals. with her as the thinly veiled love interest and taylor bending to her every whim to fit the story (it was revealed throughout her stories that atylor was excellent at everything he turned his hand to)

i personally believe this is why twilight is so popular with girls and women. its like reading and writing a terrible fan fiction that you can share with everyone, and no one will tell you its stupid because everyone can imagine themselves as this person. its not clever, its shit. i hate twilight, and i hate what its doing to girls all over the country.

 agreed.

thingsgohazy:

toonumb:softstutters:onthewing:hellotherelove:cupcakesxlyssa:(via brokensound)

sweetdreamsetc:

spyrony

Jump.

brosephstalin:

thedailywhat:

Personal Hygiene Guide of the Day: How to brush your teeth like a Spartan.

This. Is. ADA accepted!, tonight we floss in hell!, etc.

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 LOLOLOL.

dearly:

fuckyeahlgbt:

Prunes and Carrots.

I’m too lazy to make myself a proper “raw” meal. The produce we have at home isn’t much, and I can’t find any recipes that I wanna try. I’m eating prunes and carrots for dinner, like, whatever. 

49 days till I’m 18.

Woke up at 12-something this afternoon after a relatively deep sleep. The only reason I actually got out of bed was because I heard my sister go downstairs for breakfast. Because I really dislike having breakfast alone, I followed her. She had a NY bagel with nutella and a cup of green tea, I think. I set about trying to find a breakfast that consisted of mostly raw foods and that wouldn’t upset my stomach. Last time I had a raw vegan breakfast, I felt iffy for the whole day. I can’t handle high levels of acidity and a lot of fruit has a lot of acidity.

I ended up having a bowl of soy yoghurt with a handful of different sorts of berries and a tablespoon or two of lentils. I figured the creamy soy yoghurt would help make the berries not-so-acidic. Don’t know if it helped, but at least I don’t feel sick right now. I must’ve done something right.

I was going to paint today, except I got distracted by Glee. Man, that show can be pretty addictive.

After several hours of being cooped up in my sister’s room watching Glee, I went downstairs again for another meal, which I suppose you could call “lunch”, but it was about 3:30pm so I don’t know if that still counts. Went to the fridge and went into the vegetable crisper only to find that we had carrots and cucumber and not much else. I settled for a carrot. I wasn’t that hungry, but I figured I should have something to stop me from feeling tired. A carrot doesn’t do much, but whatever. Made myself some wild berry tea with a teaspoon of organic honey. Died over it. Tasted so freaking good, don’t even know why.

I stared out the window a lot while I was drinking my cup of wild berry tea. The clouds were grey, but at least it wasn’t raining. Then a thought occured to me - I was wasting a perfectly good-ish day. There I was, having spent many hours infront of the laptop in my pajamas. I hadn’t even taken a shower. That certainly wouldn’t do, not if I wanted to change my lifestyle in 50 days.

I’ve now added two more things to the list of Things I want to do before I’m 18.

11. Stop being so grubby. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a really grubby person. I don’t change out of my pajamas unless I really need to go out, I hardly ever keep my room clean and there are constantly clothes on the floor.

12. Go for walks. Stop wasting the nice weather and start going out. Doesn’t have to be a long walk, just go outside. You know, take in nature, get some fresh air, that sort of thing.

13. Stop being a hoarder. I have so much crap that I don’t need. So, so much of it. I need to get  rid of everything I no longer need and everything that no longer makes me happy. This also kinda goes together with “stop being grubby”. Must get rid of old, worn out clothes.

Now I’ve got 13 things on my list of things to do before I’m 18. I’ll probably come up with more as the days go by, but for now I’ll work on the ones I’ve got. I just took a shower and now I’m gonna go clean my room :P

Progress.

animalhearts:

Ryohei Hase

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